Batman’s such a drama queen.
Is it bad to laugh at this? Oh.
i dont know who my parents are but the one who adopted me is a god
this is such a lovely post
I destroyed the entire world. By accident. And just because I wanted to go outside.
“Do you know why there’s never been a Human-Time Lord meta-crisis before?” Because there can’t be.
#I wonder if this moment ever haunts the Doctor #Every time a companion asks him why his ship looks like a blue box #He has to say ”because the Chameleon Circuit is broken” #But inside he’s thinking that it wouldn’t be have to be broken #Because a wonderful and extraordinary SuperTemp from Chiswick figured out how to fix it #That brilliant woman who was as close to a sister as he would ever get #Who had wanted to stay with him forever #She figured it out #because at the end of the day she always was smarter than the Doctor - about the things that mattered anyway #He knows that even if she had fixed it he probably would have ended up ”accidentally” breaking it again #Because of course he loves his blue box #But she’s gone - she’s forgotten him now #and he’ll never get to accidentally break that Fixed-By-The-Brilliant-Donna-Noble Chameleon Circuit #and he’ll never get to swear it wasn’t his fault and just bad luck and maybe they’ll stop for parts later (a trip he will conveniently forget about) #None of those things will ever happen for him #So he will just have to shrug and tell his companion ”the Chameleon Circuit is broken” #And no he doesn’t know how to fix it - just like he doesn’t know how to fix her #His brilliant almost-sister #His Donna Noble (via winterinthetardis)
I did NOT need this on my dash. No.
Your Digital Flapper Dictionary
- Terms and Useful Phrases
- That’s bullshit! - Thats all wet!
- I’ve got a shitty date - I’ve got a flat tire
- Don’t be stupid - Don’t be sill
- Move your ass! - Get a wiggle!
- A car you had sex in - Struggle Buggy
- Wasted - Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
- That Hobo on the corner - That Palooka over there
- Now you’ve got it! - Now you’re on the trolly!
- A Gangsta’s bitch - A Moll
- A slut - A Hotsy Totsy
- I’m Engaged! - I’m Handcuffed
- Beer - Giggle Water
- Legs - Gams
- Boobs - Ninny Pies
- Rich Person - an egg
- The Commen Jerk - A Drugstore Cowboy
- Don’t be a shit head! - Don’t take any wooden nickels!
- That’s fucking awesome! - That’s the Bee’s knees!
- Honey, I said NO - Bank’s Closed, hon
- Holy Shit! - Hot Socks!
- That’s Great! - That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
- Classy - Swanky
- I need to get wasted - I need to see a man about a dog
- A woman’s Cigarette - A freedom Torch
- That girl is HOT SHIT - That dames got IT
My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!
A man in Japan effectively used the solar eclipse to propose to his girlfriend.
